Ryan's Meghan Rose Takes the Cake Jokes

When is a cook like a baseball player?
When the batter is up!

How is winter like cake?
They both have icing.

When is a letter like a penny?
When it is cent (sent).

Why did Kayla stand outside with an open purse?
The forecast said there was going to be some change in the weather.

Why did the teacher pass out pennies to her students?
She wanted them all to have a little common cents (sense).

When would a shopper feel like a football linebacker?
When the clerk hands her change... and she gets a quarter back!

What do you call a cake made out of plastic?
A fake cake

What do you call cake that falls on the floor?
A mess

Ryan is up to his old joking tricks again! If you want to read more of his silly jokes, go back to his BLAM page and click away.