Ryan's Meghan Rose is Tickled Pinkish Orange Jokes

Why are soccer players such hard workers?
They are very GOAL oriented!

What do goldfish soccer players wear?
FIN guards.

Why do soccer goalies make good friends?
They are great at net-working.

What position could a baseball pitcher play on the soccer field?
Striker.

How is an old dog like a soccer player?
They both dribble.

What did the soccer ball say to the soccer cleat?
I get a KICK out of you!

If you have a question, why is a good idea to ask a soccer player for an answer?
Soccer players are experts in all kinds of fields!

How is a soccer player like a letter?
They both use HEADERS.

Ryan is up to his old joking tricks again! If you want to read more of his silly jokes, go back to his BLAM page and click away.